confirmance:

The hardest thing about realizing you don’t love me, is that you spent so much time pretending that you did.

(via ugly)

weavemunchers:

if you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports

(via hotboyproblems)

Anonymous asked:
Your dick is probably like a tic tac hahahahhahaha

shwagerr:

That’s probably why your moms mouth is so fresh 

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dirudo:

Teacher : So what did you bring for show and tell today

Me :

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(via legalwifi)

"And I would give one thousand days
Just to be with you"

 Simple Plan. (via sitxlys)

(via legalwifi)

Ok but don’t disrespect drake infront of me thanks

(Source: haemus, via justinbiebern)

Anonymous asked:
john lennon syndrome?

neptunain:

john lennon syndrome is when a dumbass thinks they’re concerned about peace and social issues and believe they are in touch with nature when in reality they just say the n word, smoke weed, throw a bunch of hindu and buddhist imagery together and call it “inner peace,” and don’t shower. you probably know a lot of these people

jonasbrothers:

i snapchatted kevin jonas a picture of a diet coke can halloween costume with the caption “me on halloween” and he took a screenshot thanks kevin

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