The hardest thing about realizing you don’t love me, is that you spent so much time pretending that you did.

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if you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports

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Anonymous asked:
Your dick is probably like a tic tac hahahahhahaha


That’s probably why your moms mouth is so fresh 



Teacher : So what did you bring for show and tell today

Me :


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"And I would give one thousand days
Just to be with you"

 Simple Plan. (via sitxlys)

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Ok but don’t disrespect drake infront of me thanks

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Anonymous asked:
john lennon syndrome?


john lennon syndrome is when a dumbass thinks they’re concerned about peace and social issues and believe they are in touch with nature when in reality they just say the n word, smoke weed, throw a bunch of hindu and buddhist imagery together and call it “inner peace,” and don’t shower. you probably know a lot of these people


i snapchatted kevin jonas a picture of a diet coke can halloween costume with the caption “me on halloween” and he took a screenshot thanks kevin

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